Oh my God! They killed Rory! Those bastards!
Bad First Dates
An old coworker and I hit it off one day at work after being at each other’s throats for weeks. It turned out that we lived only a few blocks apart, so we decided to drink some beer and watch a movie after work. One think led to another and we started making out on his couch. Then, I noticed that my saliva was getting sorta.. thick… He suddenly pulled away and ran for the other room. He’d gotten a bad nosebleed… and it was EVERYWHERE.
Several years later I was out on a first date with some guy I’d met online. We had dinner at little pakistani place about a mile from my house. It was a gorgeous summer evening so I walked there. The food was incredible. The conversation was awkward.. Especially when he admitted to lying about his age. He offered me a ride home afterwards which I gratefully accepted. As we were pulling up to my apartment, he suddenly realized that he’d forgotten to pay for dinner! He apparently went back to take care of it.. But I didn’t see him again.
